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I'm in the exam crunch and can't give the ongoing smut/crack fics proper attention at the moment, so here are some drabbles from IJ's fanfic_100 comm in the meantime. It should be mostly over by this weekend.

Theme: Secrets


Fandom: FFVII: OGC (2 drabbles)

Title: The Means
Characters: Ifalna, Gast, Aeris
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100

Do ends justify... )


Title: Never Happen
Characters: Cid, Vincent
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 100

Cid Highwind keeps his head. )


Fandom: Final Fantasy VII: Crisis Core (4 drabbles)

Title: Confession
Characters: Cloud
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 100

Some things Cloud keeps secret from himself. )


Title: Skill
Characters: Angeal/Zack
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 100

How a country boy gets his practice. )


Title: From a Bottle
Characters: Scarlet, Genesis
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100

Painfully obvious. )


Title: Hanes
Characters: Sephiroth
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 100

The big question in life does have an answer. )
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Title: And Now For Something Completely Tasteless
Series: FFVII: Crisis Core
Characters: Genesis/Zack/Genesis, Genesis/Sephiroth, Angeal/Zack
Rating: R
Warnings: Fun with fic plots and a wide world of kink. Highly questionable content. Bad, bad Crack.
Word Count: 2790

When fandom keeps giving you lemons. )
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One more batch for today because [livejournal.com profile] misumisu84 wanted some. Most of the rest are in sets of ten, so I'll ease up for a bit. Anyways, this prompt was Conventions! Our favorite guys getting down with their geeky selves in large gatherings of other assorted geeks and weirdos. What's not to love? ;3

Title: Crossdressers Anonymous
Characters: Cloud, ???
Team: SOLDIER
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100

I feel pretty, oh so pretty! )


Title: The Silver-Haired Evil Bishies Association
Characters: Seph, SHM, Guest appearances by Muraki (Yami no Matsuei) and Sesshoumaru (Inuyasha)
Team: SOLDIER
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100

Evil has silver hair. )


Title: Dispensing with Dignity
Characters: Sephiroth, Angeal, Zack.
Team: SOLDIER
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100

Now this is a complete embarrassment. )
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Here he is, the Tigger!Zacky, bouncin' and bouncin' and bouncin' some more. ^^

Tigger!Zack

Pics!

Jun. 3rd, 2008 03:11 pm
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If you want to get better, you have to practise, so it's said, so I'm practicing chibis! ;P

Title: The Other KH Cloud
Character: Cloud
Rating: Doesn't get much G-er than this. ;D

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And here, have a Yazoo macro!

Milkshake
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Title: Independence Day in the People's Republic of Zack.
Characters: Angeal/Zack, Sephiroth/Genesis.
Rating: R
Word Count: 4488
Warnings: Perv!Seph, Silly!Gen and vice versa, male nudity x(4), rampant silliness.
Notes: [livejournal.com profile] amarissia insists on killing me with angsty, angsty Zack, so it seems my subconscious took over in self-defense and spent all of last week beating me over the head with this instead. Write me, beetch! So much for actual chapter updates. ;p

O Beautiful, for violet eyes, For dark hair wild as grass, For sculpted muscles of the back above that perfect ass! )
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Title: Project R-U-N-W-A-Y
Characters: Sephiroth, Genesis, Vincent, Rude, Kansel.
Rating: R
Warnings: Exhibitionism, self-love, a dirty old man in a scarlet wrap.
Word Count: 1100
A.N.: Zoolander parody for [livejournal.com profile] fantasia0829, because her How To Ensnare Your Photographer is so cute. XD


I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really good-looking. )
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Title: An Odd Attachment
Characters: Aeris/Sephiroth, Aeris/Zack
Rating: R
Word Count: 660
Prompt: 077: What?
Genre: Crack, inspired by random trivia #8 about Sephiroth at the The Mechanical Contrivium.


At least it's not shaped like a dolphin. )
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Instead of doing the sensible thing and restricting each prompt to a sentence or literal hundred-word drabble, I just let each idea play itself out. The end result is one long ass post. Combined we've got a good 4000 words of crack and weirdness, some a little naughty, nothing too explicit. Enjoy! ;P

(Sephiroth/Aeris) for [livejournal.com profile] usagivindaloo
A is for Ache: )

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(Cloud and/or Zack) for [livejournal.com profile] artimusdin
B is for Bounciness: )

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(Seph/Zack/Aeris) for [livejournal.com profile] icedark_elf
C is for Curious: )

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(Hisoka/Tsuzuki) for [livejournal.com profile] masamunes_song
D is for Drunk: )

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(Aeris/Sephiroth) for [livejournal.com profile] artimusdin
D is for Devious: )

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(Sephiroth/Zack) for [livejournal.com profile] verlandi
E is for Experience: )

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(Aeris/Sephiroth) for [livejournal.com profile] kissangel
F is for Faith: )

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(Grimoire Valentine) for [livejournal.com profile] wngdngl
G is for Gift: )

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(Angeal/Zack) for [livejournal.com profile] wickedorin
H is for Heart: )

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(Jenova/Saki) for [livejournal.com profile] masamunes_song ;P
I is for Invitation: )

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(Zack/Cloud) for [livejournal.com profile] skeren
J is for Junk: )

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(Hojo/Lucrecia) for [livejournal.com profile] wngdngl
K is for Keepsake: )

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(Sephiroth) for [livejournal.com profile] wngdngl
L is for Leaving: )

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(Aeris/Zack/Seph) for [livejournal.com profile] kissangel
M is for Melancholy: )

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(Sephiroth/Lucrecia) for [livejournal.com profile] masamunes_song
N is for Never: )

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(Kunsel/Zack) for [livejournal.com profile] animekittysama
O is for Operation: )

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(Sephiroth/Aeris) for [livejournal.com profile] verlandi
P is for Peril: )

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(Zack/Sephiroth) for [livejournal.com profile] masamunes_song. 'Kay, see, I'd already done this particular theme with these two, so continuing in that vein....
Q is for Quarrel: )

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(Lazard/Sephiroth) for [livejournal.com profile] animekittysama
R is for Reversal: )

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(Aeris/Sephiroth) for [livejournal.com profile] yubberducky
S is for Sundress: )

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(Sephiroth/Tifa) for [livejournal.com profile] usagivindaloo
T is for Tension: )

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(Tsuzuki/Muraki) for [livejournal.com profile] masamunes_song
U is for Useful: )

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(Sephiroth/Aeris) for [livejournal.com profile] skeren
V is for Vision: )

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(Cloud/Zack) for [livejournal.com profile] yubberducky
W is for Window: )

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(Aeris/Jenova/Sephiroth) for [livejournal.com profile] masamunes_song
X is for Xenophobia: )

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(Aeris/Sephiroth) for [livejournal.com profile] masamunes_song
Y is for Yearning: )

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(Sephiroth/Reno) for [livejournal.com profile] masamunes_song
Z is for Zealous: )
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Here's something silly! Because I've been taking so many potshots at the boys' clothes lately... all self-inserty and strange.

Title: The Funky Fashion Don't
Characters: Sephiroth, Lazard, Angeal, Zack.
Word Count: 703
Rating: PG

Why wear good stuff to have it end up smelling like... )
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Title: Old Scars
Characters: Angeal/Sephiroth
Rating: R
Prompt: Star
Word Count: 153

A little exploration never hurt. )

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Have a little bonus elevator crack. )
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Title: Abuse of Power
Characters: Cloud, Vincent, Angeal, Sephiroth, Zack, Turks + other cast members.
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 752
Notes: Being one poorly-illustrated crack fic and something of a self-insert, inspired by this little conversation.

Authors are teh ultimate 3vil. )
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Title: Epilogue on an Elevator
Characters: Veld/Tseng, Angeal/Sephiroth/Zack, Rude, Reno
Rating: NC-17
Word Count 364
Sequel to this.

Love in an elevator! )
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Title: Match of the Century
Characters: Sephiroth, Aeris, Cid, Zack, Cloud, Tseng, Vincent.
Rating: R
Prompt: 044 - Circle
Word Count: 1481

Are you ready to RUMBLE!!! )
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Crack, yo! Horny Aeris took over and... consider yourselves warned.

Title: Taking Advantage
Characters: Sephiroth, Aeris.
Rating: R
Word Count: 158
Prompt: 033 - Too Much

Guys, you know you better watch out! )


Title: Intervention
Characters: Zack, Reno, Rude, Aeris.
Rating: R
Word Count: 1193
Prompt: 026 - Teammates
Genre: Crack Humor

Some girls, some girls are only about... )
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Title: Confirmation
Characters: Sephiroth/Zack, Hojo.
Rating: PG
Words: 406

Sephy, fill this bottle up and I don't want tea. )

Title: Practical Fashion
Characters: Angeal/Zack
Rating: PG-13
Words: 454

Everything has a purpose. Really. )
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What [livejournal.com profile] chofi did here kept the Zachary Fair saga going. All I had was this little omake to go with it.

Title: Scarborough Zachary Fair, Take Five
Characters: Sephiroth/Zack/Aeris/Cloud
Rating: R

Oh, it's very fair, Zack. )


Title: The Courtship of Zachary Fair
Characters: Sephiroth/Zack, Cloud.
Rating: PG

Fluff is contagious. )

Title The End of the Affair
Characters: Sephiroth, Zack.
Rating: PG

Trouble in Paradise. )
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Zack Fair. *snerk* In genuine celebration of Zack's last name, here's my contribution to [livejournal.com profile] kemis's surname pun fun post. XD

Title: The Fairest
Characters: Sephiroth, a Mirror and Zack.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 181

Mirror, Mirror, on the wall... )

Bonus crack! )

ETA: Well, the bonus crack fueled a full-fledged attempt at a poem. Blame [livejournal.com profile] chofi. :P

Title: Zachary Fair
Characters: Seph/Zack/Aeris/Cloud
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 196

Are you going to Zachary Fair? )
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Crackish little ficlets. Two of them are from an old series that I never made very public before (with good reason) but I've long dispensed with any dignity as a writer that I thought I had since then. Enjoy! Or run screaming, either one's good. :P

Title: Between Friends
Characters: Sephiroth, Zack.
Prompt: 021: Friends
Rating: PG – 13 because Zack’s a naughty boy.
Word Count: 240

What's a little booty-grabbing between friends? )


Title: Naughty Newlyweds: Happy Birthday
Characters: Sephiroth, Aeris.
Prompt: 059: Food
Rating: R
Word Count: 296
Warnings: AU Smutcrack

Birthday Girl gets whatever she wants. )


Title: Naughty Newlyweds: Joint Purchases
Characters: Sephiroth, Aeris.
Prompt: 086: Choices
Rating: R
Word Count: 1027
Warnings: AU Smutcrack

Shopping together is LOTS of fun! )
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Title: Sir Sephiroth and the Witch Trial
Characters: The noble Sir Sephiroth and his companion, Sir Zachary; the alleged witch, Aeris Gainsborough; one Cloud Strife, village idiot; Tifa Lockhart, the busty tavern wench and the unwashed rabble (ie Barret, Cid and Reno).
Prompt: 081 – How?
Word Count: 1564
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Monty Python AU, utter nonsense and groping.
A.N.: So there I am trying to work out some details in the next "Path..." chapter when I get distracted by something utterly ridiculous involving Monty Python and the Holy Grail and all manner of witch testing. So it goes...

Summary: A young woman accused of witchcraft is fortunately happened upon by two knights who have their heads on their shoulders and their hands on other things entirely.

'My mother was no hamster,' Sir Sephiroth declared. 'She was a mutant space virus. And as for my father smelling of elderberries, the only person I know who smelt of elderberries was... Oh God, no!'  )

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