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Title: Zack's Day Off
Fandom: FFVII: Crisis Core
Characters: Chapter - Genesis/Angeal, Zack.
Rating: Chapter - PG13; Overall - R
Word Count: 2616
Notes: The start of a [community profile] help_haiti fic&pic combo for [profile] lenine2, who asked for Zack-centric SOLDIER shenanigans. The idea grew a bit beyond the word count I'd promised. This may take a while. ^_^"
Summary: Zack takes a day off and everyone else's brain goes on vacation.

Who likes short shorts? )
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I'm in the exam crunch and can't give the ongoing smut/crack fics proper attention at the moment, so here are some drabbles from IJ's fanfic_100 comm in the meantime. It should be mostly over by this weekend.

Theme: Secrets


Fandom: FFVII: OGC (2 drabbles)

Title: The Means
Characters: Ifalna, Gast, Aeris
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100

Do ends justify... )


Title: Never Happen
Characters: Cid, Vincent
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 100

Cid Highwind keeps his head. )


Fandom: Final Fantasy VII: Crisis Core (4 drabbles)

Title: Confession
Characters: Cloud
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 100

Some things Cloud keeps secret from himself. )


Title: Skill
Characters: Angeal/Zack
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 100

How a country boy gets his practice. )


Title: From a Bottle
Characters: Scarlet, Genesis
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100

Painfully obvious. )


Title: Hanes
Characters: Sephiroth
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 100

The big question in life does have an answer. )
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Title: And Now For Something Completely Tasteless
Series: FFVII: Crisis Core
Characters: Genesis/Zack/Genesis, Genesis/Sephiroth, Angeal/Zack
Rating: R
Warnings: Fun with fic plots and a wide world of kink. Highly questionable content. Bad, bad Crack.
Word Count: 2790

When fandom keeps giving you lemons. )
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One more batch for today because [livejournal.com profile] misumisu84 wanted some. Most of the rest are in sets of ten, so I'll ease up for a bit. Anyways, this prompt was Conventions! Our favorite guys getting down with their geeky selves in large gatherings of other assorted geeks and weirdos. What's not to love? ;3

Title: Crossdressers Anonymous
Characters: Cloud, ???
Team: SOLDIER
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100

I feel pretty, oh so pretty! )


Title: The Silver-Haired Evil Bishies Association
Characters: Seph, SHM, Guest appearances by Muraki (Yami no Matsuei) and Sesshoumaru (Inuyasha)
Team: SOLDIER
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100

Evil has silver hair. )


Title: Dispensing with Dignity
Characters: Sephiroth, Angeal, Zack.
Team: SOLDIER
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100

Now this is a complete embarrassment. )
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Here he is, the Tigger!Zacky, bouncin' and bouncin' and bouncin' some more. ^^

Tigger!Zack

Pics!

Jun. 3rd, 2008 03:11 pm
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If you want to get better, you have to practise, so it's said, so I'm practicing chibis! ;P

Title: The Other KH Cloud
Character: Cloud
Rating: Doesn't get much G-er than this. ;D

Photobucket

And here, have a Yazoo macro!

Milkshake
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Title: Independence Day in the People's Republic of Zack.
Characters: Angeal/Zack, Sephiroth/Genesis.
Rating: R
Word Count: 4488
Warnings: Perv!Seph, Silly!Gen and vice versa, male nudity x(4), rampant silliness.
Notes: [livejournal.com profile] amarissia insists on killing me with angsty, angsty Zack, so it seems my subconscious took over in self-defense and spent all of last week beating me over the head with this instead. Write me, beetch! So much for actual chapter updates. ;p

O Beautiful, for violet eyes, For dark hair wild as grass, For sculpted muscles of the back above that perfect ass! )
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Title: Project R-U-N-W-A-Y
Characters: Sephiroth, Genesis, Vincent, Rude, Kansel.
Rating: R
Warnings: Exhibitionism, self-love, a dirty old man in a scarlet wrap.
Word Count: 1100
A.N.: Zoolander parody for [livejournal.com profile] fantasia0829, because her How To Ensnare Your Photographer is so cute. XD


I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really good-looking. )
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Title: An Odd Attachment
Characters: Aeris/Sephiroth, Aeris/Zack
Rating: R
Word Count: 660
Prompt: 077: What?
Genre: Crack, inspired by random trivia #8 about Sephiroth at the The Mechanical Contrivium.


At least it's not shaped like a dolphin. )
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Instead of doing the sensible thing and restricting each prompt to a sentence or literal hundred-word drabble, I just let each idea play itself out. The end result is one long ass post. Combined we've got a good 4000 words of crack and weirdness, some a little naughty, nothing too explicit. Enjoy! ;P

(Sephiroth/Aeris) for [livejournal.com profile] usagivindaloo
A is for Ache: )

* * *

(Cloud and/or Zack) for [livejournal.com profile] artimusdin
B is for Bounciness: )

* * *

(Seph/Zack/Aeris) for [livejournal.com profile] icedark_elf
C is for Curious: )

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(Hisoka/Tsuzuki) for [livejournal.com profile] masamunes_song
D is for Drunk: )

* * *

(Aeris/Sephiroth) for [livejournal.com profile] artimusdin
D is for Devious: )

* * *

(Sephiroth/Zack) for [livejournal.com profile] verlandi
E is for Experience: )

* * *

(Aeris/Sephiroth) for [livejournal.com profile] kissangel
F is for Faith: )

* * *

(Grimoire Valentine) for [livejournal.com profile] wngdngl
G is for Gift: )

* * *

(Angeal/Zack) for [livejournal.com profile] wickedorin
H is for Heart: )

* * *

(Jenova/Saki) for [livejournal.com profile] masamunes_song ;P
I is for Invitation: )

* * *

(Zack/Cloud) for [livejournal.com profile] skeren
J is for Junk: )

* * *

(Hojo/Lucrecia) for [livejournal.com profile] wngdngl
K is for Keepsake: )

* * *

(Sephiroth) for [livejournal.com profile] wngdngl
L is for Leaving: )

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(Aeris/Zack/Seph) for [livejournal.com profile] kissangel
M is for Melancholy: )

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(Sephiroth/Lucrecia) for [livejournal.com profile] masamunes_song
N is for Never: )

* * *

(Kunsel/Zack) for [livejournal.com profile] animekittysama
O is for Operation: )

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(Sephiroth/Aeris) for [livejournal.com profile] verlandi
P is for Peril: )

* * *

(Zack/Sephiroth) for [livejournal.com profile] masamunes_song. 'Kay, see, I'd already done this particular theme with these two, so continuing in that vein....
Q is for Quarrel: )

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(Lazard/Sephiroth) for [livejournal.com profile] animekittysama
R is for Reversal: )

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(Aeris/Sephiroth) for [livejournal.com profile] yubberducky
S is for Sundress: )

* * *

(Sephiroth/Tifa) for [livejournal.com profile] usagivindaloo
T is for Tension: )

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(Tsuzuki/Muraki) for [livejournal.com profile] masamunes_song
U is for Useful: )

* * *

(Sephiroth/Aeris) for [livejournal.com profile] skeren
V is for Vision: )

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(Cloud/Zack) for [livejournal.com profile] yubberducky
W is for Window: )

* * *

(Aeris/Jenova/Sephiroth) for [livejournal.com profile] masamunes_song
X is for Xenophobia: )

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(Aeris/Sephiroth) for [livejournal.com profile] masamunes_song
Y is for Yearning: )

* * *

(Sephiroth/Reno) for [livejournal.com profile] masamunes_song
Z is for Zealous: )
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Here's something silly! Because I've been taking so many potshots at the boys' clothes lately... all self-inserty and strange.

Title: The Funky Fashion Don't
Characters: Sephiroth, Lazard, Angeal, Zack.
Word Count: 703
Rating: PG

Why wear good stuff to have it end up smelling like... )
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Title: Old Scars
Characters: Angeal/Sephiroth
Rating: R
Prompt: Star
Word Count: 153

A little exploration never hurt. )

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Have a little bonus elevator crack. )
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Title: Abuse of Power
Characters: Cloud, Vincent, Angeal, Sephiroth, Zack, Turks + other cast members.
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 752
Notes: Being one poorly-illustrated crack fic and something of a self-insert, inspired by this little conversation.

Authors are teh ultimate 3vil. )
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Title: Epilogue on an Elevator
Characters: Veld/Tseng, Angeal/Sephiroth/Zack, Rude, Reno
Rating: NC-17
Word Count 364
Sequel to this.

Love in an elevator! )
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Title: Match of the Century
Characters: Sephiroth, Aeris, Cid, Zack, Cloud, Tseng, Vincent.
Rating: R
Prompt: 044 - Circle
Word Count: 1481

Are you ready to RUMBLE!!! )
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Crack, yo! Horny Aeris took over and... consider yourselves warned.

Title: Taking Advantage
Characters: Sephiroth, Aeris.
Rating: R
Word Count: 158
Prompt: 033 - Too Much

Guys, you know you better watch out! )


Title: Intervention
Characters: Zack, Reno, Rude, Aeris.
Rating: R
Word Count: 1193
Prompt: 026 - Teammates
Genre: Crack Humor

Some girls, some girls are only about... )
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Title: Confirmation
Characters: Sephiroth/Zack, Hojo.
Rating: PG
Words: 406

Sephy, fill this bottle up and I don't want tea. )

Title: Practical Fashion
Characters: Angeal/Zack
Rating: PG-13
Words: 454

Everything has a purpose. Really. )
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What [livejournal.com profile] chofi did here kept the Zachary Fair saga going. All I had was this little omake to go with it.

Title: Scarborough Zachary Fair, Take Five
Characters: Sephiroth/Zack/Aeris/Cloud
Rating: R

Oh, it's very fair, Zack. )


Title: The Courtship of Zachary Fair
Characters: Sephiroth/Zack, Cloud.
Rating: PG

Fluff is contagious. )

Title The End of the Affair
Characters: Sephiroth, Zack.
Rating: PG

Trouble in Paradise. )
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Zack Fair. *snerk* In genuine celebration of Zack's last name, here's my contribution to [livejournal.com profile] kemis's surname pun fun post. XD

Title: The Fairest
Characters: Sephiroth, a Mirror and Zack.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 181

Mirror, Mirror, on the wall... )

Bonus crack! )

ETA: Well, the bonus crack fueled a full-fledged attempt at a poem. Blame [livejournal.com profile] chofi. :P

Title: Zachary Fair
Characters: Seph/Zack/Aeris/Cloud
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 196

Are you going to Zachary Fair? )
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Crackish little ficlets. Two of them are from an old series that I never made very public before (with good reason) but I've long dispensed with any dignity as a writer that I thought I had since then. Enjoy! Or run screaming, either one's good. :P

Title: Between Friends
Characters: Sephiroth, Zack.
Prompt: 021: Friends
Rating: PG – 13 because Zack’s a naughty boy.
Word Count: 240

What's a little booty-grabbing between friends? )


Title: Naughty Newlyweds: Happy Birthday
Characters: Sephiroth, Aeris.
Prompt: 059: Food
Rating: R
Word Count: 296
Warnings: AU Smutcrack

Birthday Girl gets whatever she wants. )


Title: Naughty Newlyweds: Joint Purchases
Characters: Sephiroth, Aeris.
Prompt: 086: Choices
Rating: R
Word Count: 1027
Warnings: AU Smutcrack

Shopping together is LOTS of fun! )

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