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FFVII_100 Drabble Drop: Most Hated Character
I'm way behind my IJ drabble-sharing here, so this is the Most Hated Character prompt.
Title: Assault on Five Senses
Characters: Hojo/Sephiroth
Team: SOLDIER
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Incest/non-con
Word Count: 100
You look like a roach's backside. And your voice... Demons in hell don't screech like you, I'm certain.
You stink too. Formaldehyde's your aftershave, and your breath is like corpses. If there's any good side it's that I always know when you're around.
You're so dried up that I can feel every bone when you lay into me. You don't use a stick for beatings; you are one.
You taste awful too, but I'll swallow anyway, so long as you have my life in one hand and Shinra's balls in another. But that won't last, old man, not for long.
Title: Lard and Loathing
Characters: Cid, Shera
Team: SOLDIER
Rating: R for language
Word Count: 100
“That no-good, dirty, rotten, shitheaded, moldy-balled, cocksucking son of a green-pussied, disease-riddled crack whore!”
Shera blinked and kept washing the dishes. Cid wasn't done yet. “I'm serious! That fucking assnugget's got wormy chocobo diarrhea for brains and I bet he hasn't laid those goddamned piggy eyes of his on the pus-filled ingrown wart he has for dick in twenty fucking years at least!”
Shera cleared her throat. “Palmer turned down the funding request again?”she ventured carefully.
“That ain't no fucking news!” Cid yelled. “The motherfucker wants to put cuntcracking lard in his goddamn tea!”
Title: A Fight Worth Winning
Characters: Sephiroth, Genesis, Angeal
Team: SOLDIER
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 100
Like most of their fights, it got out of hand fast. Genesis fought dirty and Sephiroth pulled no punches. Angeal watched them snarl and circle each other. He tried to talk them out of it but eventually washed his hands of the both of them and walked away in disgust.
Genesis made a desperate slash, aiming for the face. Sephiroth struck him down, roaring in open rage for once. “Say it!” he growled, stepping on Genesis' neck.
"Never!" Genesis turned his head to look up. "I'm still the prettiest!”
Sephiroth kicked him and brandished his sword. “Like hell you are!”
Title: Assault on Five Senses
Characters: Hojo/Sephiroth
Team: SOLDIER
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Incest/non-con
Word Count: 100
You look like a roach's backside. And your voice... Demons in hell don't screech like you, I'm certain.
You stink too. Formaldehyde's your aftershave, and your breath is like corpses. If there's any good side it's that I always know when you're around.
You're so dried up that I can feel every bone when you lay into me. You don't use a stick for beatings; you are one.
You taste awful too, but I'll swallow anyway, so long as you have my life in one hand and Shinra's balls in another. But that won't last, old man, not for long.
Title: Lard and Loathing
Characters: Cid, Shera
Team: SOLDIER
Rating: R for language
Word Count: 100
“That no-good, dirty, rotten, shitheaded, moldy-balled, cocksucking son of a green-pussied, disease-riddled crack whore!”
Shera blinked and kept washing the dishes. Cid wasn't done yet. “I'm serious! That fucking assnugget's got wormy chocobo diarrhea for brains and I bet he hasn't laid those goddamned piggy eyes of his on the pus-filled ingrown wart he has for dick in twenty fucking years at least!”
Shera cleared her throat. “Palmer turned down the funding request again?”she ventured carefully.
“That ain't no fucking news!” Cid yelled. “The motherfucker wants to put cuntcracking lard in his goddamn tea!”
Title: A Fight Worth Winning
Characters: Sephiroth, Genesis, Angeal
Team: SOLDIER
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 100
Like most of their fights, it got out of hand fast. Genesis fought dirty and Sephiroth pulled no punches. Angeal watched them snarl and circle each other. He tried to talk them out of it but eventually washed his hands of the both of them and walked away in disgust.
Genesis made a desperate slash, aiming for the face. Sephiroth struck him down, roaring in open rage for once. “Say it!” he growled, stepping on Genesis' neck.
"Never!" Genesis turned his head to look up. "I'm still the prettiest!”
Sephiroth kicked him and brandished his sword. “Like hell you are!”
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My, that Sephy has a pretty blush. ^^
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*Bounces at the thought of more, and waits patiently*
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*You asked nice so I try to deliver! ^_~*
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XD the second one had my stitches...Haha, Cid has such a mouth on him doesn't he? lol.
I fell for the third one! Oi, what a fight....lol. Wonderful work. ^.^
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This is the perfect way to head to work. Grinning like an idiot and armed with some new swear...phrases. =3
And an image of the resident queens bitchfighting like no tomorrow. XD
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That fight's going to turn dogpile when they realize a puppy ran off with their crown. >_~
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The filthy, foul nucleotides you and I share come from a man I would never dignify with the word ‘father.’ The man I call ‘President’ to his face, and ‘Motherfucker’ to his back and I’m sure you do the same.
And I’ve seen your mother, Rufus, and she was far more a whore than my own with how she gave birth to the biggest, most proudly scheming slut I’ve ever seen. At least mine taught me about discretion. Still bending his pretty, pampered son over is more than a joy – it’s my attempt to balance the universe.
So tell me, little brother, how does it feel to be fucked by a Shinra?
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It's really good to see you, btw. It's been a while and I was wondering if things were good.
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Ah, I have been quiet on the fandom side of things. I've been focused on RL hobbies recently - mostly jewelry and cross-stitch - along with family things. But I am most certainly fine.
(Also, I love your goth Aerith icon to bits)
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(Thanks! It got Mod's Choice at
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