FFVII_100 Drabble Drop: Most Hated Character

[ardwynna]

I'm way behind my IJ drabble-sharing here, so this is the Most Hated Character prompt.

Title: Assault on Five Senses
Characters: Hojo/Sephiroth
Team: SOLDIER
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Incest/non-con
Word Count: 100

You look like a roach's backside. And your voice... Demons in hell don't screech like you, I'm certain.

You stink too. Formaldehyde's your aftershave, and your breath is like corpses. If there's any good side it's that I always know when you're around.

You're so dried up that I can feel every bone when you lay into me. You don't use a stick for beatings; you are one.

You taste awful too, but I'll swallow anyway, so long as you have my life in one hand and Shinra's balls in another. But that won't last, old man, not for long.


Title: Lard and Loathing
Characters: Cid, Shera
Team: SOLDIER
Rating: R for language
Word Count: 100

“That no-good, dirty, rotten, shitheaded, moldy-balled, cocksucking son of a green-pussied, disease-riddled crack whore!”

Shera blinked and kept washing the dishes. Cid wasn't done yet. “I'm serious! That fucking assnugget's got wormy chocobo diarrhea for brains and I bet he hasn't laid those goddamned piggy eyes of his on the pus-filled ingrown wart he has for dick in twenty fucking years at least!”

Shera cleared her throat. “Palmer turned down the funding request again?”she ventured carefully.

“That ain't no fucking news!” Cid yelled. “The motherfucker wants to put cuntcracking lard in his goddamn tea!”


Title: A Fight Worth Winning
Characters: Sephiroth, Genesis, Angeal
Team: SOLDIER
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 100

Like most of their fights, it got out of hand fast. Genesis fought dirty and Sephiroth pulled no punches. Angeal watched them snarl and circle each other. He tried to talk them out of it but eventually washed his hands of the both of them and walked away in disgust.

Genesis made a desperate slash, aiming for the face. Sephiroth struck him down, roaring in open rage for once. “Say it!” he growled, stepping on Genesis' neck.

"Never!" Genesis turned his head to look up. "I'm still the prettiest!”

Sephiroth kicked him and brandished his sword. “Like hell you are!”

Comments

[animekittysama.livejournal.com]

Dammit Ardwynna, your awesome inspired me... So here is some angry, foul-mouth incest back at ya.

The filthy, foul nucleotides you and I share come from a man I would never dignify with the word ‘father.’ The man I call ‘President’ to his face, and ‘Motherfucker’ to his back and I’m sure you do the same.

And I’ve seen your mother, Rufus, and she was far more a whore than my own with how she gave birth to the biggest, most proudly scheming slut I’ve ever seen. At least mine taught me about discretion. Still bending his pretty, pampered son over is more than a joy – it’s my attempt to balance the universe.

So tell me, little brother, how does it feel to be fucked by a Shinra?

[ardwynna-m.livejournal.com]

Oooooh! *delighted shivers* That is one incest pairing that just thrills me for how disturbing fitting and right it can seem in a wrong, wrong world. And the thought of Lazard wrapping his mouth around the word 'Motherfucker', being angered off-balance enough for it...

It's really good to see you, btw. It's been a while and I was wondering if things were good.

[animekittysama.livejournal.com]

I can't think of any other word he would use for the President.

Ah, I have been quiet on the fandom side of things. I've been focused on RL hobbies recently - mostly jewelry and cross-stitch - along with family things. But I am most certainly fine.

(Also, I love your goth Aerith icon to bits)

[ardwynna-m.livejournal.com]

That's good! Some days I'd love to do nothing more than sit down and do fanwork for hours on end and it's great to be able to do something for the joy of doing it and no real pressure about the end product, but then what do you have that you can unabashedly call your own? I miss doing more original things sometimes. Also, jewelry, you say?

(Thanks! It got Mod's Choice at adventawards for Aerith week.^^)