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Title: Battle Plans
Characters: Genesis, Sephiroth, Angeal/Zack
Series: FFVII: Crisis Core
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 610

Genesis let himself fall into the seat with a heavy sigh. It was, perhaps, a tad melodramatic but Sephiroth's grasp of more subtle cues was still unreliable. In fact, Sephiroth was at that very moment reorganizing his file cabinet and ignoring Genesis' perfectly pitched display entirely. Genesis took it up a notch and sighed most piteously.

Sephiroth paused. He blinked. Then he looked around. “Is something wrong, Genesis?”

Well, finally. “Angeal locked me out again.”

“Did you knock?”

The sigh this time was internal and genuine. “It wouldn't do any good,” Genesis said. “He's having another one of those shutaway weekends with that trainee of his.”

“The puppy?” Sephiroth asked.

“Yes, the puppy.”

Sephiroth frowned. “I don't see how that's any reason to complain,” he said, digging further into the drawer. “Angeal says the training's working.”

“Yes,” Genesis drawled, “but then I get stuck out here with nothing better to do than stare at your ass.”

Sephiroth turned. “Does my ass not meet your approval?”

Genesis scoffed lightly. “Your ass is divine, Seph, my dear, but you know what I mean.”

Sephiroth nodded. “I know. You miss Angeal's ass.”

“Not his ass, specifically,” Genesis murmured.

Sephiroth knew what that meant too. He set a stack of files down on his desk and stared at it. “I suppose it's worth the sacrifice on our part if SOLDIER benefits. Angeal swears his student is showing progress.”

“Oh, yes, such great progress.” Genesis scowled. “Especially if you judge by that smirk Angeal has every Monday morning.”

“Angeal should be proud,” Sephiroth continued. “If his pup is showing that much promise I think we should implement Angeal's training program in the rest of SOLDIER.”

“Sephiroth,” Genesis said, “that training starts with handcuffs and lots of screaming.”

“So?” Sephiroth replied. “A little interrogation resistance training would do some of the younger ones some... oh.” Sephiroth tilted his head to puzzle it out. “Wait.”

“Yes, Sephiroth?”

“You mean all this time...”

“Yes, Sephiroth.”

Sephiroth mulled it over and frowned. “And he never offered to share.”

“No, Sephiroth.” Genesis grunted. “He's possessive about that new one.”

“That's no good.” Sephiroth smacked a folder down. “I though we agreed to share everything.”

“We did!” Genesis sat up in his seat. “So what are we going to do about this?”

Sephiroth grew distant. Genesis said nothing, not wanting to interrupt while Sephiroth was in the zone. “I think,” Sephiroth said. “I think...”

“Yes?” Genesis prompted.

“I think we should implement Angeal's training program in the rest of SOLDIER.”

“YES! Wait, what?”

“Think about it,” Sephiroth said, neatening his stack of folders. “If he doesn't share with us...”

“Then we don't share with him!” Genesis grinned. “Make him jealous?”

“Very.”

Genesis felt much better now. “I like it, but it's not the kind of thing I would expect from you, Seph.”

“Yes, well.” Sephiroth ducked his head into his paperwork. “Element of surprise, right?”

“Ah, excellent.” Genesis stood, looking refreshed and alert. “Only one problem. What if Angeal's so satisfied with this young one that he doesn't care?”

Sephiroth crossed his arms and pondered it. “We'd still get to have our way with some of the fine young things in SOLDIER.” He cleared his throat slightly. “Or even the cadets, if they're willing.”

Genesis took that in. “Cadets, Sephiroth?”

Sephiroth glanced around. “There's this... blond one.”

Genesis smirked. He and Angeal were always the ones pulling Sephiroth along. It was about time the man started showing some interest of his own. “Let's not waste anymore time, then. Come on. You can tell me about your little blond on the way down.” Oh, yes. Sexile was looking up.

Date: 2009-01-09 02:14 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] rabid-plotbunny.livejournal.com
*giggle* That was great! XD

Date: 2009-01-09 04:19 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] ardwynna-m.livejournal.com
ext_9747: Zack Fair as a puppy, holding a frisbee in his mouth. (evil sephiroth kitty)
Seph/Gen/Cloud threesome, yay! ;D

Date: 2009-01-10 04:16 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] rabid-plotbunny.livejournal.com
Oooh, yummy! :D

Date: 2009-01-09 04:19 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] stellareclipses.livejournal.com
That was awesome! I adore the “Does my ass not meet your approval?” line. XDDD

Date: 2009-01-09 04:24 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] ardwynna-m.livejournal.com
ext_9747: Zack Fair as a puppy, holding a frisbee in his mouth. (Default)
Next drunken trip under the plate, Gen's going to try talking Seph into getting a 'Genesis Rhapsodos Seal of Approval' tattoo. ;p

Date: 2009-01-09 07:33 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] sphinxofthenile.livejournal.com
*is rolling silently on the floor, trying not to wake up anyone*

Date: 2009-01-09 04:49 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] d0rkgoddess.livejournal.com
*giggles* Great little ficlet XD *is a happy panda*

Date: 2009-01-09 05:52 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] ardwynna-m.livejournal.com
ext_9747: Zack Fair as a puppy, holding a frisbee in his mouth. (Default)
Happy pandas are the best! XD

Date: 2009-01-09 05:54 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] zilldk.livejournal.com
This was divine! *loves*

The “So?” Sephiroth replied. “A little interrogation resistance training would do some of the younger ones some... oh.” Sephiroth tilted his head to puzzle it out. “Wait.” totally cracked me up! Duh, Seph! *giggles*

Seph/Gen/Cloud threesome..... Oooh, that's torture! You can't just bring that up like that! Evil! *grin*

Date: 2009-01-10 02:35 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] ardwynna-m.livejournal.com
ext_9747: Zack Fair as a puppy, holding a frisbee in his mouth. (evil sephiroth kitty)
Follow-up ficlet recommended, I take it. XD

Date: 2009-01-10 11:44 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] zilldk.livejournal.com
Ooooh yes please?? Preeeetty pleeease? Sugar on top?

Date: 2009-01-09 06:37 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] amarissia.livejournal.com
LOL, perfect plan, only shame is we didn't get to see it enacted. Big-smile-inducing, as expected of Ardwynna. Your Genesis especially is always so amusing.

Date: 2009-01-10 03:08 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] ardwynna-m.livejournal.com
ext_9747: Zack Fair as a puppy, holding a frisbee in his mouth. (Default)
There may be a follow-up shortly. Seph/Gen/Cloud is some mighty strong lure. ^_~

Date: 2009-01-10 03:47 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] marchwarden23.livejournal.com
Yes, please! I almost feel sorry for Cloud. But not. XD

Date: 2009-01-09 07:55 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] lillypuff.livejournal.com
LMAO This was brilliant, and hilarious!

Date: 2009-01-11 06:07 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] ardwynna-m.livejournal.com
ext_9747: Zack Fair as a puppy, holding a frisbee in his mouth. (Default)
SOLDIER boys behind closed doors can be that way. ^_~

Date: 2009-01-09 08:57 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] xiaa.livejournal.com
I love your Genesis XDD And yay for the tiny Cloud cameo ♥♥♥

Date: 2009-01-11 06:08 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] ardwynna-m.livejournal.com
ext_9747: Zack Fair as a puppy, holding a frisbee in his mouth. (Default)
Somebody has to be the resident metro, after all. Not like Angeal could do it. XD

Date: 2009-01-09 09:27 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] ldyavalon.livejournal.com
Yes Seph, go get Cloud and make Zack jealous :P

Date: 2009-01-11 06:08 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] ardwynna-m.livejournal.com
ext_9747: Zack Fair as a puppy, holding a frisbee in his mouth. (Default)
Ooh, yes, jealousy!

Date: 2009-01-10 03:04 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] literaryeagle.livejournal.com
*snicker* Best battle plan ever! XD

Date: 2009-01-11 06:09 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] ardwynna-m.livejournal.com
ext_9747: Zack Fair as a puppy, holding a frisbee in his mouth. (Default)
Have to keep those military wits sharpened somehow in peacetime, afterall. XD

Date: 2009-01-10 03:50 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] marchwarden23.livejournal.com
I'd suggest a five-some, but that could get....messy.

...

...

FIVE-SOME, PLZ.

J/k. <3 Loved this little story. Perfect way to relax after work: laughing. =D

Date: 2009-01-11 06:10 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] ardwynna-m.livejournal.com
ext_9747: Zack Fair as a puppy, holding a frisbee in his mouth. (Default)
Five-some, messy, but so, so right. ^^

Date: 2009-01-10 06:01 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] animegoil.livejournal.com
LOL <3 The little blond one. I love how Sephiroth was like, so? about the handcuffs thing and the was like... oh....

Date: 2009-01-11 06:10 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] ardwynna-m.livejournal.com
ext_9747: Zack Fair as a puppy, holding a frisbee in his mouth. (Default)
A little slow on the uptake about some matters, our Sephiroth is. ;D

Date: 2009-01-11 09:42 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] tazzles.livejournal.com
ext_970: (FFVII Sephiroth HiddenEyes)
"....... oh.” Sephiroth tilted his head to puzzle it out. “Wait.” *snorts* So delightfully clueless.
I like that they agreed to share everything and that they're upset that Angeal's not sharing Zack. Not that I can blame him!
*giggles* I liked it.

Date: 2009-01-11 06:11 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] ardwynna-m.livejournal.com
ext_9747: Zack Fair as a puppy, holding a frisbee in his mouth. (Default)
Poor Seph, eh, just not in his element. XD

Date: 2009-02-02 09:05 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] silverin-lo.livejournal.com
AWESOMNESS!! And add a ´LOL´ to Seph´s thinking ;oD

Date: 2010-06-24 10:45 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] ardwynna-m.livejournal.com
ext_9747: Zack Fair as a puppy, holding a frisbee in his mouth. (Cloud happy)
Way late but thanks! :D

Date: 2009-08-06 09:29 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] wintery-banana.livejournal.com
oh no, your sephiroth is so cute! (never thought i'd ever have to describe sephiroth as cute O_O

Date: 2010-06-24 10:44 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] ardwynna-m.livejournal.com
ext_9747: Zack Fair as a puppy, holding a frisbee in his mouth. (Default)
It's completely accidental on his part. ;)

Date: 2009-08-10 08:06 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] xantissa.livejournal.com
funny :) I love how slow on the uptake Seph is. But once he gets it....

Date: 2009-08-12 12:10 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] ardwynna-m.livejournal.com
ext_9747: Zack Fair as a puppy, holding a frisbee in his mouth. (Default)
The man does know how to adapt quickly. ^_~

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