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Title: Sir Sephiroth and the Witch Trial
Characters: The noble Sir Sephiroth and his companion, Sir Zachary; the alleged witch, Aeris Gainsborough; one Cloud Strife, village idiot; Tifa Lockhart, the busty tavern wench and the unwashed rabble (ie Barret, Cid and Reno).
Prompt: 081 – How?
Word Count: 1564
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Monty Python AU, utter nonsense and groping.
A.N.: So there I am trying to work out some details in the next "Path..." chapter when I get distracted by something utterly ridiculous involving Monty Python and the Holy Grail and all manner of witch testing. So it goes...
Summary: A young woman accused of witchcraft is fortunately happened upon by two knights who have their heads on their shoulders and their hands on other things entirely.
( 'My mother was no hamster,' Sir Sephiroth declared. 'She was a mutant space virus. And as for my father smelling of elderberries, the only person I know who smelt of elderberries was... Oh God, no!' )
Characters: The noble Sir Sephiroth and his companion, Sir Zachary; the alleged witch, Aeris Gainsborough; one Cloud Strife, village idiot; Tifa Lockhart, the busty tavern wench and the unwashed rabble (ie Barret, Cid and Reno).
Prompt: 081 – How?
Word Count: 1564
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Monty Python AU, utter nonsense and groping.
A.N.: So there I am trying to work out some details in the next "Path..." chapter when I get distracted by something utterly ridiculous involving Monty Python and the Holy Grail and all manner of witch testing. So it goes...
Summary: A young woman accused of witchcraft is fortunately happened upon by two knights who have their heads on their shoulders and their hands on other things entirely.
( 'My mother was no hamster,' Sir Sephiroth declared. 'She was a mutant space virus. And as for my father smelling of elderberries, the only person I know who smelt of elderberries was... Oh God, no!' )
