I bring thee silly things!

Crackish little ficlets. Two of them are from an old series that I never made very public before (with good reason) but I've long dispensed with any dignity as a writer that I thought I had since then. Enjoy! Or run screaming, either one's good. :P

Title: Between Friends
Characters: Sephiroth, Zack.
Prompt: 021: Friends
Rating: PG – 13 because Zack’s a naughty boy.
Word Count: 240

( What's a little booty-grabbing between friends? )

Title: Naughty Newlyweds: Happy Birthday
Characters: Sephiroth, Aeris.
Prompt: 059: Food
Rating: R
Word Count: 296
Warnings: AU Smutcrack

( Birthday Girl gets whatever she wants. )

Title: Naughty Newlyweds: Joint Purchases
Characters: Sephiroth, Aeris.
Prompt: 086: Choices
Rating: R
Word Count: 1027
Warnings: AU Smutcrack

( Shopping together is LOTS of fun! )