Fic: FFVII_100 drabbles: Anthropomorphism

Drabble drop! I'm a couple weeks behind mirroring the things I do at FFVII100 here. Still working on the rest of those Food Meme things even if some of it might be a whole lot easier with LSD.

Title: Cock Fight
Characters: Zack and Seph's anatomy.
Team: SOLDIER
Rating: R
Word Count: 100

( It's a love/hate kind of thing. )

Title: A Position of Honor
Characters: Tifa's Bra
Team: SOLDIER
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 100

( You have to be made of tough stuff to hold up under this kind of pressure. )

Title: Neglect
Characters: Seph's boxers.
Team: SOLDIER
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 100

( Life is so unnerving for a servant who's not serving. )

Title: The Root of the Problem
Characters: Cloud's hair.
Team: SOLDIER
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100

( There is a season. )

Title: Cid Don't Know
Character: The Highwind Bikini Babe
Team: SOLDIER
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100

( Somebody's not looking hard enough. )

Title: Laying Down the Law
Characters: Cloud's anus.
Team: SOLDIER
Rating: R
Word Count: 100
Notes: Inspired by a LOT of bad pr0n rants.

( Guys, girls, everybody... )