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Title: Felis sephirus
Fandom: FFVII: Crisis Core
Characters: Genesis/Sephiroth, Angeal.
Rating: G
Words: 287
Notes: I was working on the next Mission chapter and this came out. >_>


“Sephiroth?”

“Don’t come in here!” Sephiroth snarled.

Genesis listened to the hacking inside for two full seconds before he kicked down the door. “Goddess! Angeal, call medical!”

Sephiroth was on his knees, spine curving and flexing in turn. He was shirtless. For once Genesis was not grateful for the view. “Oh, Goddess… Angeal!”

“I’m calling! I’m calling!” Angeal fumbled with his PHS, eyes on the hideous contortions Sephiroth’s stomach made as he heaved.

Sephiroth dragged himself upwards, furious and voiceless from the strain. He retched, a sound fit to curdle blood. Genesis was so sickened he completely missed the hairgel flying at his head. “Ow! Damn it, Sephiroth!”

“We’re trying to help you!” Angeal screamed, dropping his phone in the chaos. Sephiroth kept throwing toiletries at them, driving them back the best he could in his condition. The battle was brief. He fell to the floor again and heaved.

Something hit the floor with a wet slosh. Sephiroth groaned and clung to the cabinetry, trying to catch his breath. “Go away,” he said.

“The hell I will!” Genesis marched in, careful to avoid the mess on the floor. Sephiroth dragged himself up and sat on the toilet, head in his hands. Genesis knelt down. “Are you all right?”

Sephiroth peered out through his hair, eerie pupils widened to almost roundness. He wiped his mouth with the back of one hand. “I’m fine.”

“Then what was all that about?” Genesis caught Sephiroth’s face in both hands.

Sephiroth looked away. “I’m… I’m a little more catlike than you thought.”

Genesis frowned until he understood. “Oh.”

Angeal stepped in, careful not to interrupt the moment as he took a look at the mess. “Hey,” he said, “these are short hairs.”

Date: 2011-01-05 06:55 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] rsasai.livejournal.com
Oh god, Sephiroth just hacked up a hairball...

I'm genuinely uncomfortable, now. . .

Date: 2011-01-05 07:09 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] ardwynna-m.livejournal.com
ext_9747: Zack Fair as a puppy, holding a frisbee in his mouth. (Default)
I guess I should have slapped a warning on it. Sorry. :'|

Date: 2011-01-05 07:20 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] rsasai.livejournal.com
Oh no, no! I meant that as a compliment. I just... was not expecting that, haha. Where did the hair--oh, I don't even /want/ to know. Was it red-ish brown? :P

Date: 2011-01-05 07:25 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] ardwynna-m.livejournal.com
ext_9747: Zack Fair as a puppy, holding a frisbee in his mouth. (Default)
Either way, Angeal will be wanting a stiff drink. XD

Date: 2011-01-05 07:52 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] rsasai.livejournal.com
I want a stiff drink, too.

Date: 2011-01-05 09:24 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] ardwynna-m.livejournal.com
ext_9747: Zack Fair as a puppy, holding a frisbee in his mouth. (Default)
*offers Christmas liquor stash*

Date: 2011-01-05 07:31 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] xpaperplanex.livejournal.com
That was... kind of gross. :D Totally didn't expect the hairball.

I'm really curious about whose hairs they were though...

Date: 2011-01-05 09:24 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] ardwynna-m.livejournal.com
ext_9747: Zack Fair as a puppy, holding a frisbee in his mouth. (Default)
Seph's, of course. Just not from his head. >_>

Date: 2011-01-05 07:45 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] animekittysama.livejournal.com
Well, no wonder his body is so smooth!


Seriously, not a bit of androgenic hair in sight.

(really seriously, that was certainly different. At first I thought you were going to pull a Hojo-esque "Animal Ears = Good" thing with kitty Seph...)
Edited Date: 2011-01-05 07:45 am (UTC)

Date: 2011-01-05 11:17 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] rsasai.livejournal.com
Is... is that an 8-pack?

Date: 2011-01-05 05:23 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] animekittysama.livejournal.com
They were just a little over-eager about rendering his Rectus Abdominis muscles.


Not like he's alone in that category....

(Yes, I enjoy playing with the models a little too much.)

Date: 2011-01-05 09:28 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] ardwynna-m.livejournal.com
ext_9747: Zack Fair as a puppy, holding a frisbee in his mouth. (Default)
He's still within the range of human normal there. I swear he must not have an ounce of fat on him.

Date: 2011-01-05 09:28 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] ardwynna-m.livejournal.com
ext_9747: Zack Fair as a puppy, holding a frisbee in his mouth. (Default)
Man Candy! Perfect start to the year. XD I bet Seph-tongue treatment would outsell razors and hair remover any day.

(I was wondering if he could do the Puss-in-Boots poor little kitty face from Shrek...)

Date: 2011-01-05 10:08 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] animekittysama.livejournal.com
Let me know if you want any more. Having the models on hand means I can have lots of fun with him. ;D

Okay, one more pic. This time from kneeling height.

(Some how, I get the feeling that boot-licking is just about to happen)

Date: 2011-01-05 10:43 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] ardwynna-m.livejournal.com
ext_9747: Zack Fair as a puppy, holding a frisbee in his mouth. (Default)
He just looks so pleased with everything. I suppose a bod like that is worth a couple hairballs and an attraction to catnip.

Date: 2011-01-06 01:37 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] white-jenna.livejournal.com
Oh, that is very, very nice. :D

Date: 2011-01-06 08:41 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] crabofdoom.livejournal.com
You... have the Dissidia model, too? o_o How may I bribe you, o master?

heehee, nipples :D

Date: 2011-01-09 07:08 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] animekittysama.livejournal.com
Ah, I'll PM him over to you. (Sorry it took me a bit to get back to you.)

Date: 2011-01-06 01:36 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] white-jenna.livejournal.com
*nods* Classic case of neurotic over-grooming....uh, you get to pill him.

Date: 2011-01-05 10:49 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] madisuzy.livejournal.com
ROFLMAO!! That last line was epic... made me choke on my drink in laughter.

Date: 2011-01-05 09:41 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] ardwynna-m.livejournal.com
ext_9747: Zack Fair as a puppy, holding a frisbee in his mouth. (Default)
Kitty!Seph can't pretend he isn't miffed at it all. Maybe Gen will get him some catnip to smooth things out. ;D

Date: 2011-01-05 01:01 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] white-jenna.livejournal.com
Bwahahaha! :D
Poor Sephy.....

Date: 2011-01-05 09:50 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] ardwynna-m.livejournal.com
ext_9747: Zack Fair as a puppy, holding a frisbee in his mouth. (Default)
At least he hasn't been dragged to the vet for anything life-altering. ^_~

Date: 2011-01-05 06:23 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] amarissia.livejournal.com
*stares*

*then cracks up*

Date: 2011-01-05 10:05 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] ardwynna-m.livejournal.com
ext_9747: Zack Fair as a puppy, holding a frisbee in his mouth. (Default)
SOLDIERs get no dignity around these parts. XD

Date: 2011-01-06 07:01 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] meowwl.livejournal.com
Now, don't hate ya'll...You know you'd do it too if you could without falling off the couch. I know guys who take yoga just for such a reason. :-P

Date: 2011-01-06 07:07 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] meowwl.livejournal.com
*has run off to the bathroom to keep from peeing her pants laughing, by the way*

Date: 2011-01-06 04:15 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] ardwynna-m.livejournal.com
ext_9747: Zack Fair as a puppy, holding a frisbee in his mouth. (Default)
And it's not like they don't benefit from his flexibility. ;D

Date: 2011-06-17 07:21 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] mako-pretty.livejournal.com
I love this. I can't help but to love this. You have a fabulous and somewhat terrifying mind. :p

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